21 10 / 2014

So my professor was asking questions.

  • 1: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • 2: *raises hand*
  • 1: Who plans on never getting married?
  • 3: *raises hand*
  • 1: *points me out* why?
  • 3: It's illegal.
  • 1: touche.

21 10 / 2014

the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

Always reblog

the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

Always reblog

(via teamfreewinchester)

21 10 / 2014

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

(Source: theclearlydope, via nicoosuxx)

21 10 / 2014

clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

(via ronaldweasl-y)

21 10 / 2014

fearinthewind:

this skull chair is fucking ridiculous and i want it

[on etsy here]

(via notenuf)

21 10 / 2014

jugglekingstone:

DO YOU JUST HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT WITH YOU AND THEY JUST ALWAYS CHEER YOU UP AND THEY PUT THEMSELVES DOWN SOMETIMES BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS SO AMAZING AND YOU WANT THEM TO BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU SO HAPPY OH GOSH

(via idontdigelvis)

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

tormentedfantasy:

caleia:

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

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to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

(Source: riveille, via a-hint-of-trouble)

21 10 / 2014

reallyscj:

hellsbellscastiel:

bisexualdemondean:

If you think that Dean is bi then clap your hands

*clap clap*

If you think that Dean is bi then clap your hands

*clap clap*

If you think that Dean is bi 

And that he’d like to bang a guy

Oh, if you think that Dean is bi then clap your hands

*clap clap*

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I just noticed the lights behind Jensen turn the colors of the Bi flag.

(via a-hint-of-trouble)

21 10 / 2014

l0kasenna:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)