24 7 / 2014

princess-mint:

taromilkteaa:

adreamingdemigod:

mapleglowsticks:

dayandnightitsjustlife:

peppermintsam:

spoken-not-written:

i think it’s a good skill being able to go from

image

hi i like to cuddle and watch disney

to

image

hi i like sex wanna make out

hi, I like your face

We all like your face

We REALLY like your face

We REALLY REALLY like your face.

UR ATTRACTIVE

PETER PAN ATTRACTIVE

(via spoken-not-written)

24 7 / 2014

cumberbatch-of-cookes:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

The fuck kinds of requests are these?

(Source: poyzn, via mariacountedyouout)

24 7 / 2014

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

image

I never even got that “doot doot”

(via fefetasass)

24 7 / 2014

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

(via mariacountedyouout)

24 7 / 2014

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via mariacountedyouout)

24 7 / 2014

24 7 / 2014

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

(via goodbyeallya)

24 7 / 2014

destiel-flavored-pie:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

destiellica:

carry-on-my-otp:

dirkology:

dirkology:

dirkology:

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

found my mom burning on the celing, so he vouched to find the thing that killed her, and so me and my brother grew up on the road and was taught how to kill monsters

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

HE SAID

take your brother outside as fast as you can 

(via goodbyeallya)

24 7 / 2014

relahvant:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

So it’s real

relahvant:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

So it’s real

(Source: nevver, via goodbyeallya)

24 7 / 2014

spiderboyfriends:

THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL
ANDREW GARFIELD SAID IN AN INTERVIEW FOR ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY “WHY WOULD IT BE SO BAD FOR A SUPERHERO TO EXPLORE HIS SEXUALITY” FURTHERMORE, THE CAPTION READS : “ANDREW GARFIELD SUGGESTS SPIDEY DATE A DUDE.”
I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID AND HE’S GREAT AND I LOVE HIS IDEAS BUT
WHERE’S OUR DEADPOOL. WE NEED HIM NOW.

spiderboyfriends:

THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL

ANDREW GARFIELD SAID IN AN INTERVIEW FOR ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY “WHY WOULD IT BE SO BAD FOR A SUPERHERO TO EXPLORE HIS SEXUALITY” FURTHERMORE, THE CAPTION READS : “ANDREW GARFIELD SUGGESTS SPIDEY DATE A DUDE.”

I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID AND HE’S GREAT AND I LOVE HIS IDEAS BUT

WHERE’S OUR DEADPOOL. WE NEED HIM NOW.

(via stillalittlebitdelirious)